The Office Sloth naming competition

UPDATE: Vote here for your top name! Change our Sloth’s destiny… 


I’m Office Sloth and I don’t have a name… Everyone else here has a name… even that beastly dog that always tries to get me… I hope You will want to help me…

arrowhead_office_slothWe are calling out to you all to add your best name suggestions in the comments below. We welcome female, male and neutral names. We will give you about a week to come up with names and then we’ll choose the best ones and set up a poll. The top suggestion then voted by you will be the new name of our Sloth, and the lucky winner of a sweet loot bag!

arrowhead_swag_bagThe prize:

  • Gauntlet t-shirt (Large)
  • Gauntlet intro comic “Darkness Calls”
  • Gauntlet button (with sound!)
  • Gauntlet inflatable hammer
  • Arrowhead mouse pad
  • 2 Helldivers silicone coasters
  • 2 Helldivers pins
  • 4 Helldivers PS4 controller light bar stickers

helldivers_stickers helldivers_pin

Although it may be fun, in certain places, we ask you to refrain from foul language as we won’t choose those suggestions anyway.
You may enter more than one name, but please don’t spam. Choose your best ones.

Please help nameless Sloth, give us what you’ve got!

UPDATE: Vote here for your top name! Change our Sloth’s destiny… 

  • Dre Silva


  • Zvindea

    Lasato or baver

  • John Frazar

    How about Schwifty? Or Karl!

  • pbomark

    You should name it Pohan.

  • Calum Thompson

    Rumpleforeskin – Rumpski for short….

  • Hansel Tjia


  • sbvr6


  • Henrik Skage


  • Christine Hedström

    I think Sluggish or Tardy Hardy would be a good name ?

  • Ariath Ssp


  • Madeleine Vikner

    His name is Megalonyx!
    Which means “giant claw” and is the name of the giant sloth, big as an elephant, that lived during the latest ice age.
    Onyx for short :-)

  • Oscar Johansson

    Carl XVII Gustaf

  • cusman

    1. Slotherin
    2. Winslow

  • Sean Darko


  • Louis-David Germain


  • Jose Fuentes



    “a Game for Everyone is a game for No one.”


    • cusman

      I like this

  • Joel


  • Barry

    Surely every Arrowhead needs a Bowbum……

    • Barry

      Alternatively, Bowtoe or Fletch/Fletcher….as in the fletching on the end of an arrow.

  • Иван Рычков

    Namey McSloth, Gauntley, Divey

    And some Russian names:
    Pus’ka(cute), Droog, Druzhok(friend), Dobrik(kind one), Pushistik(fluffy)

  • Lane

    Mr Rogers!

  • Virtualman007

    Guntsloth or Zaboomagoo!! Or shorten it up zaboo / magoo

  • Jumberlack

    I always found that sloths look like steve buscemi so i vote the name Bushemee

  • Trey Stepaniak


  • Jamin Fuller

    Doodle! :D

  • Howard

    Hell Egg!!

  • Nicholas Mundy

    Simon the Sloth.

  • Bigface


  • Bigface

    Or using a “What’s Your Sloth Name” sheet based on first, middle, and last names (Ar Row Head):

    Molasses the Lethargic Saviour

    • Bigface

      …or just Molasses. Molly for short.

  • Bigface

    And lastly, I think Chewie is best.

  • Big Papa!

  • Fliukka! Its the old frankish root for arrow! Or Fliuk! For shorts

  • matias albornoz

    Mr. Yawn

  • Rolando Roca

    Tina if its a girl sloth, Mr. Skyppy or slothy it’s if a guy! By the way I think he should have helldivers gear on!

  • John Doe

    Hug-Hug the sloth.
    A sloth that healed you

  • TheLBCGuy


    [and while I’m posting here, a big thank you for giving us Helldivers and a new Gauntlet]

  • Great, keep the names coming! We welcome both female, male and neutral names.

  • EventSequenceParadox

    SirGnaws SlothsALot!! HALPZ!!!

  • Bug No673

    SL-07 “The Rocket ” demotivation unit

  • Frank Meijer

    Mr. Oizzz

  • Patrick Schwarz

    Dr. Huggable, Khan, Mr. or Mrs. McCuddly.

  • Shadowfire

    “Flint”, since arrowheads are often made of flint.
    “Helmaggause”, A mashup of your games HELldivers + MAGicka + GAUntlet + the Showdown Effect

  • Christ

    He looks like a Charlie to me! It seems like an innocent and nice name for a sloth.

  • Ben


  • Anthony

    I’m saying Bernie. He looks like a Bernie.

  • Timothy Malouff

    How about either Oliver or Diggle after the character’s from the Arrow TV Series

  • Bug No673
  • TheNinth

    Menomavlad or Menny for short
    Emmenovampir or Emmet for short
    Dunker (not dunka)
    Snöre (clearly his slowness is from winter debuffs and he’s sleeping it off)

    I’d go for some Showdown references but they’re all amazing puns anyway

  • hodgepodge087

    “Kiwi” cause it looks like one to me.

  • Payton Urry

    Cortex, Gary, David, Margaret, Nancy

  • Kethla

    Bob, just Bob

  • jimmy jams

    cubbies worth or stretch

  • MikeHollstrom

    Sloth Manley

  • loadstone007

    Lazyhead (sounds a bit frisky?)
    Lord of the Sloths (LoS)
    Sir Yawn-alot

  • Josh Taylor

    Get him a brother, and call them “Lock & Load”, because no one wants to be an only sloth child. :)

  • FED

    Flash, obvs

  • Tailor Cavalheiro




  • Eric T. Witham

    Since me and my 5 yo daughter Lenore beat it (on Easy) I’ll let her make a suggestion: her name should be Rosetta.

  • Kinho


    Sounds good and you guys can say “people is laying down on my desk/chair/pc/etc” or yet “our dog cant let people alone!” or anything like that.

    Btw, nice job with Helldivers translation to brazilian portuguese! First game i’m ok with the dub! A lot better than TLOU and MK

  • Gui Moecke

    Name him Camacho!

    Because sloth BRINGS IDIOCRACY o/

  • Thanks everyone for suggesting some awesome names! We will be collecting them together over the next 24 hours and picking our top ones. You will then be able to cast your vote in a poll later this week to finally name our Office Sloth…with the winner receiving a nifty loot bag!

  • moriarty_1975


    Because why not?


  • Tyler

    “Gezi” the keen eyed sloth

  • californaya

    I’d name him Rip, for Rip Van Winkle.

  • kevling

    Harold – famous for taking an Arrow to the Head (well, to the eye).

  • Diego Matias

    Call him ‘Arrow’. Elegant name for an elegant animal. Or, as we say here in Brazil:, ‘Flecha’.

  • Remember the moorish Conqueror who fell in love with the Sicilian princess?
    His name was Otelo or Othello.
    The dog and sloth is called an unnatural love but who is to name love but love it’s self! Hehehe?
    Let’s call the sloth Othello or Otelo bc LOVE WINS in this dog and sloth show!

  • I still playing gauntlet every day. Love this! I play solo because……..because!

  • Benjamin Sweetnam

    Aergia (Greek: Ἀεργία, “inactivity”)[1] is a goddess in Greek mythology, a personification of sloth and laziness. She is the daughter of Aether and Gaia. She is said to guard the court of Hypnos in the Underworld.

  • miggzzz82


    Squinty the sloth, because it sorta looks like it’s squinting.

  • Sebastián Nieva

    “Super Cuate”

  • Thanks for sending in your suggestions everyone! You can now vote for your top name here and change our little Sloth’s life!

  • Dave

    The destroyer of world’s :) now this is an office title